Quotations from the Confused Annals of Goobledygook

(credits to a latenight/early morning chat w cheekin)

JM says:
do i get any cool hi-tech device?
ch33kin says:
a tooth pick
JM says:
kewl
ch33kin says:
it's not just a tooth pick.. but also.. a lock pick, a ear pick, a nose pick and a porpick
JM says:
wats a porpick?
ch33kin says:
wats a porpick? i made that up...
JM says:
gee isn't it such a cool device?
JM says:
it is also a pick pick right? it helps to pick up other picks
ch33kin says:
it's not just cool... it's so cool.. it's a hot kick ass device
ch33kin says:
i'm sorry it doesnt come with that function
JM says:
awww
JM says:
kick pick hmmmmm
ch33kin says:
pigstick
ch33kin says:
pick nick
JM says:
whahahahah nit pick
JM says:
i like that one
ch33kin says:
neat pick?
ch33kin says:
nitwit?
JM says:
its a neat nit-picking picking knit-witting pick

ch33kin says:
gibblet
ch33kin says:
raddish
JM says:
gibbet
ch33kin says:
carrots and turnips
JM says:
reddish raddish?
ch33kin says:
tulips are vegetables and turnips are big potatoes
JM says:
radical reddish yiddish raddish
JM says:
radical reddish yiddish raddish, kapish?

ch33kin says:
i heard
ch33kin says:
and i believe the rumour
ch33kin says:
i believe the rumour is true
ch33kin says:
i believe the truth is a rumour
JM says:
i believe the rumour about a tumour tomorrow is a tremor
JM says:
if there is a rumour about truth being a rumour, there must be some truth to the rumour, which makes the rumour true